31 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS HORROR

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It’s that time of year again. No, we’re not talking about curling up on the couch with a Hallmark holiday romance. And forget the 12 Days of Christmas.

It’s time for 31 nights of wild, weird, wonderful Christmas horror movies.

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Settle in amongst the snowdrifts…

And deck the halls with blood.

In no particular order, here are 31 Days of Christmas Horror to make your holiday nights scary and not quite right.

Black Christmas (1974) — The gold standard. Barb’s calls still hit.

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) — The protest-starter. Absolute canon.

The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982) — Early-80s carnage over Christmas break.

Silent Night (2012) — The flamethrower Santa remake we deserved.

Cannibal Claus (2016) — Eye-popping SOV carnage.

Krampus (2015) — Eventually a classic; already a staple.

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) — “Garbage Day” lives forever.

Rare Exports (2010) — Terrifying and magical in equal measure.

Christmas Evil (1980) — Taxi Driver, but make it Santa.

Jack Frost (1997) — VHS sleaze at its holiday best.

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Santa’s Slay (2005) — Goldberg kills people with a Christmas star.

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) — Killer ending; killer Krampus.

The Children (2008) — Parental dread wrapped up in tinsel.

Better Watch Out (2016) — Home invasion with teeth.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) — Brain dome Santa.

The Advent Calendar (2021) — French occult dread.

Dead End (2003) — Christmas Eve surrealism.

The Killing Tree (2022) — A literal killer Christmas tree on a revenge mission.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) — Killer toys galore.

Elves (1989) — Nazi elves. DAN HAGGERTY. Divine trash.

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To All a Goodnight (1980) — Hess-directed proto-slasher sleaze.

Black Christmas (2006) — Gooey, mean-spirited holiday slime.

The Mean One (2022) — The Grinch by way of The Asylum.

Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) — Killer robot Santa vs. neon gore.

Jack Frost 2 (2000) — The tropical Christmas sequel nobody asked for.

Good Tidings (2016) — Three psycho Santas wage war on Christmas.

Slay Belles (2018) — Cosplay girls, Krampus, chaos.

Mercy Christmas (2017) — Dark cannibal comedy.

Red Christmas (2016) — Dee Wallace goes to war on Xmas morning.

Silent Night, Zombie Night (2009) — Christmas zombies with charm.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) — “Yuzna’s bug-house body horror with just enough Christmas to technically count.”

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THE NICE LIST / THE NAUGHTY LIST

Nice List:
• Anyone doing a marathon of all 5 Silent Night, Deadly Night sequels.
• Folks who program Elves (1989) for friends who’ve never seen it.
• People who know the correct order to watch Jack Frost (start with beer).

Naughty List:
• Anyone who says “Christmas horror isn’t a real genre.”
• Anyone who pretends Krampus isn’t a yearly tradition.
• The brave souls who watch Cannibal Claus and say “more.”

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